I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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