He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
the liver wants what the liver wants
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
You can make out without kissing
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