either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Randomize
