Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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