even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
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