YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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