i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
home. puking in laundry basket.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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