Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize