You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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