Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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