i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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