Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
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