I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Randomize
