one two three fourrrrnication!
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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