I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Randomize
