she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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