i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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