he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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