thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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