We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Randomize
