I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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