he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Found your dick twin last night
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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