You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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