no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
i now understand why vodka
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I'm having to shit out rocks
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