We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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