I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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