I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize