I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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