There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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