The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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