how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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