If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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