So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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