my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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