His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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