ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Boobs speak an international language.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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