she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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