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(425): View more from Washington

Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water

(425): View more from Washington

Legs for days

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Harpoon that

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(251): View more from Alabama

i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed

(201): View more from New Jersey

so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday

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(585): View more from New York

I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.

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(316): View more from Kansas

Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?

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