If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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