He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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