Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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