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Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?

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(323): View more from California

Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you

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(989): View more from Michigan

We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.

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(520): View more from Arizona

he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it

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im ashamed your my cousin

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(540): View more from Virginia

I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...

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(847): View more from Illinois

I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.

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