either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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