normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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