I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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