So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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