Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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