I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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