As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
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