I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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