I wannas sexs uuuuu
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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