it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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