So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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