I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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