Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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