I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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