Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
there's paper in my vomit.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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