therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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