I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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